Johhny Depp

Does anyone really know what he looks like? I think not. I mean, come on people, he doesn't even look the same in these two pictures. Sometimes he's a pirate, sometimes he's animated or has scissor hands, is dancing with a dog or is running some freaking chocolate factory. seriously this guy is a weirdo and probably has some huge self image issues. I mean look at his picture, this is the type of guy you expect to see on a milk carton. maybe he doesn't even recognize himself in a mirror anymore.

Ok, so maybe I'm just oblivious, but not recognizing Johnny Depp in a movie really is no means for ridicule. It's not like I'll ever meet him or anything. Maybe he's such a good actor I couldn't even tell it was him. Maybe I was drawn into the story. oooh, I like that one. ok that's my story and I'm sticking to it.




mmmm yogurt pocky.